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If you believe in evolution, you can’t be in favour of homosexuality or the ducks will get you in the end.

October 23, 2012
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I know you to be cleverer than me but I was thinking about using a phrase like “Orwellian dystopia” and seeing if that will convince you that I am in fact not a moron but one with individual thought. So there was Bill Y, all ready to throw in some serious words to make me look clever when I read about the superduck gay threat:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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9 Responses to If you believe in evolution, you can’t be in favour of homosexuality or the ducks will get you in the end.

  1. October 29, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    This is what happens when the religious reich are permitted to breed.

  2. October 23, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    As long as the ducks do all the work and I can spend my days pooping in my back yard I am totally down for this. Nice find Bill.

    • October 24, 2012 at 12:34 pm

      I’m the same Tom, I just want to be left alone to get on with the important things in life!

  3. October 23, 2012 at 9:48 am

    And I had heard that home-schooled children were smarter! But, I guess it’s just “Garbage in, garbage out”. I would call her a quack!

    • October 23, 2012 at 1:22 pm

      I see what you did there and applaud it massively so!

  4. October 23, 2012 at 6:47 am

    I welcome the ducks. I might not be able to compete with a super species of apes or lions or bears, but I’m pretty sure that superducks might not be that big a deal to overthrow. I already have a plan: Trick them into gathering in one place near water; throw bread in said water and when they all dive in, throw a net on top of them and be done with the superduck race. So simple. This chick is stupid even for 14.

    • October 23, 2012 at 1:21 pm

      That plan is just outstanding. Remind me to never piss you off!

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        October 23, 2012 at 9:35 pm

        Then all of us humans will have a huge party, with Peking Duck, Duck à l’orange and duck soup. The wine of choice will be Cold Duck.

        Dessert will be Tiramisù. I just thought I’d throw that in.

        • October 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm

          That’s far too much duck for one party. There’s no way I could have Tiramisù after all of that.



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