Here’s something LONG and PINK that gets stiffer and firmer with Viagra. Obviously, I’m talking about ROSES. If you thought something else, YOU’RE the perverted one, not me.
A gardening expert here in the UK, named David Domoney, added a tiny bit of crushed up Viagra to a few of his flower pots, and found that it made the stems FIRMER and STIFFER, and they stayed upright longer.
He says it worked because Viagra contains nitric oxide. Which is what opens up the blood flow to your junk, but it also makes plants die slower.
If you want to add Viagra to your plants to make them firmer, you barely need any. ONE milligram is enough for a pot, and every Viagra tablet is 50 milligrams.
So, go without a good stiff shagging for just ONE night, and in return, you could wake up to 50 newly revitalised, fully engorged plants one morning soon.
The decision is yours.
Yay!
Would your women rather have dozens of long-lasting roses or one passionate evening without the flowers? Such a dilemma!
I wonder how the person who first discovered this use for Viagra came upon this discovery. What made him or her think about feeding it to roses? Odd, but romantic? or just bored with life?