White House dog Bo is on a diet. Republicans say they are not surprised since Bo ate his food very liberally.
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White House dog Bo is on a diet. Republicans say they are not surprised since Bo ate his food very liberally.
I was born in Ohio, raised in Florida, and now live in North Carolina. My mom says I'm cool and my dad still hasn't forgiven me for setting fire to his house.... nine times. In my spare time I sing the alphabet song and dream of a world where colonel sanders is still alive.
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