Allow yourself to ask yourself a question. Not just any old question about special fried rice disease but a specific question about where you would hide drugs on your person, if you were a man person. Now, compare your answer with this dude and see if they’re the same:
Two observations:
1. Why didn’t he just go the usual route of drug couriers and swallow a few condoms full of the stuff? I mean, the worst thing that could happen there is that one of the bags might burst and kill you with an automatic overdose.
2. I don’t know if you know this or not, but women have been known to smuggle various items by shoving them up their hoo-hahs.
One question about your two observations:
How come you know so much about this stuff?
Hehe!
1. I worked for a time as a clerk in the Probation Office of one of the U.S. courts. I also watch a lot of crime shows on TV.
2. I have heard anecdotal stories about this. One woman I used to know was suspected of hiding cash this way.
I’d say working in a court would be pretty cool. There’s got to be material for at least one book out of that.
There’s just some places you don’t put cash!
Emergency Room Doctor: The reason you can’t urinate is you have a baggy full of heroin stuck in your penis . . .
I would so not like to be that Emergency Room doctor!
I guess size really does matter.
I knew it!
Well, somebody had to say it!
I have to say, Bill that I think he should be set free for the obvious pain he must have went through to accomplish this feat. Wow!
Now I don’t know anything about drugs or hiding drugs but like you say, I’d imagine the act in question would cause excruciating pain.