The cold-hearted old dear next door has an old ice-cube deer that was dear and is cold
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The cold-hearted old dear next door has an old ice-cube deer that was dear and is cold
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1. Is that a real fawn, and, if so, was the person who caused it to die and be turned into an ice cube tray properly punished?
2. How do you explain to your guests how the fur got into their ice cubes?
1. It’s real alright and the person responsible was forced to explain to guests how fur got into their ice cubes.
2. Please see above
OMG!!! I’m speechless . . .
I can kind of understand how you might be!
This has to be the tackiest product ever! Just awful!
This has to be the classiest product ever! Just perfect!
HA HA! Oh, so I guess your home is done in early forest animal decor?
Hell yeah and Jill Y’s favorite dress is a fine little leopardskin number. I need to severely stress that that’s so not the case or I’ll have nowhere to live!