They said it couldn’t be done and they weren’t right. I’ve managed to convince the Google that Bon Jovi are a useless, talentless excuse for a group of Musicians. There I was just praising Paris Hilton when the Google knew what I really meant:
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OH and please note I did not MISS the hilarity of the various links you put in this piece. All the way from Images to “did you mean” – Me likey that kind of funny haha.
OH and please not I did not MISS the hilarity of the various links you put in this piece. All the way from Images to “did you mean” – Me likey that kind of funny haha.
delete this one.
I’m glad Google listens to you. It’s a brilliant idea to combine Hilton, Jovi and Bieber and finally happening, because of you.
My favorite Bon Jovi song is the one sung by Jimi Hendrix, although I think that might not actually be a Bon Jovi song, not sure… but that’s by far my fave Bon Jovi song!
Life is so busy at the moment. Trying to convince Bon Jovi fans that Bon Jovi are bad is tireless work and the pay isn’t great at al. I was toying with the idea of seducing women and getting them to convince their daughters/mother/grandmothers that they are a truly rubbish band but there’s a lot of women and I don’t have the time to do them all. There’s got to be an easier way.
heh heh! Well, my favorite lines from a Bon Jovi song go like this
“When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I’m still yawning
When I’m in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)
Please, don’t wake me, no, don’t shake me
Leave me where I am – I’m only sleeping
Everybody seems to think I’m lazy
I don’t mind, I think they’re crazy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they find there’s no need (there’s no need)
Please, don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away
And after all I’m only sleeping
Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time
Lying there and staring at the ceiling
Waiting for a sleepy feeling…
Please, don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away
And after all I’m only sleeping
Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time
When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I’m still yawning
When I’m in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)
Please, don’t wake me, no, don’t shake me
Leave me where I am – I’m only sleeping”
I LOVE THAT, Bon Jovi f*cking rocks. Conceptual and cool.
OH and please note I did not MISS the hilarity of the various links you put in this piece. All the way from Images to “did you mean” – Me likey that kind of funny haha.
OH and please not I did not MISS the hilarity of the various links you put in this piece. All the way from Images to “did you mean” – Me likey that kind of funny haha.
delete this one.
I’m glad Google listens to you. It’s a brilliant idea to combine Hilton, Jovi and Bieber and finally happening, because of you.
My favorite Bon Jovi song is the one sung by Jimi Hendrix, although I think that might not actually be a Bon Jovi song, not sure… but that’s by far my fave Bon Jovi song!
Life is so busy at the moment. Trying to convince Bon Jovi fans that Bon Jovi are bad is tireless work and the pay isn’t great at al. I was toying with the idea of seducing women and getting them to convince their daughters/mother/grandmothers that they are a truly rubbish band but there’s a lot of women and I don’t have the time to do them all. There’s got to be an easier way.
heh heh! Well, my favorite lines from a Bon Jovi song go like this
“When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I’m still yawning
When I’m in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)
Please, don’t wake me, no, don’t shake me
Leave me where I am – I’m only sleeping
Everybody seems to think I’m lazy
I don’t mind, I think they’re crazy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they find there’s no need (there’s no need)
Please, don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away
And after all I’m only sleeping
Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time
Lying there and staring at the ceiling
Waiting for a sleepy feeling…
Please, don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away
And after all I’m only sleeping
Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time
When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I’m still yawning
When I’m in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)
Please, don’t wake me, no, don’t shake me
Leave me where I am – I’m only sleeping”
I LOVE THAT, Bon Jovi f*cking rocks. Conceptual and cool.