Little Laura Linders, idolized iconic idols immensely. Her specialist chosen subject was Justin Bieber and she wouldn’t hear a bad word said about her. An engaging girl, if you told her that the Bieber sounded like a bagpipe playing cat with emphysema, she would put a positive spin on it and thank god that she didn’t sound like the paint by numbers, drivel that Bon Jovi produce and how right she would be too. In 1984, via creationism or evolution, the Bieber appeared and Little Laura Linders was handed a postage stamp with her face on it. With all her heart, she loved that postage stamp and each day, she would feed it and bring it up as if it was a stamp of real musician like Tom Waits. Never once did she even contemplate sending a letter with her most precious of stamps on it. She could often be heard uttering the words “Postage stamps are people too, you know” and up to the day she was incarcerated in a facility for people with psychological issues, she fed that stamp with love and sustenance:
I never got to feed ice cream to Elvis. I have been in therapy ever since.
Not feeding ice cream to Elvis is not necessarily a bad thing. There are those who believe that Elvis ate far too much ice cream in his later years!
Young females have a neurological imbalance that allows them to worship and nurture almost anything. Fortunately, if they don’t starve to death, they usually outgrow this phase and become mothers or normal, crazy women(these are not wholly independent).
If I had a a country for every neurological imbalance I have, I’d have 196 countries.
How much lead paint did this kid ingest?
I have it on good authority that she has been on a staple diet of staples and lead paint for a number of years!