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The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

April 11, 2012
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Jennifer Love Hewitt says she dabs on McCormick’s Vanilla Extract to attract men. According to the actress, men sniff her and say, “You smell fantastic.”  Honestly, I think she missed the boat. If it’s men she wants, she should dab on bacon juice. Nothing entices men more than smoked pork products.

 

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh, the Founder of HumorOutcasts.com and the newly launched HumorOutcasts Press/Shorehouse Books, is a veteran journalist whose detour into humor writing has landed her on the pages and blogs of national newspapers and magazines including MORE and FIRST. A former humor columnist for Journal Register Papers, she was a USA Books Contest finalist for her first book "Life On The Off Ramp". A new book which she helped pen with her dogs "A Canine's Guide to the Good Life" has joined two other published humor books "Reality: Fantasy's Evil Twin" and "Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps". Host of BlogTalk's HumorOutcasts Radio, Donna's goal is to help writers find their audience. She hopes to make HumorOutcasts.com THE place to go to for a daily laugh and HumorOutcasts Press, THE place where writers can achieve their publishing dream.

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5 Responses to The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

  1. April 12, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I prefer my women to smell like chocolate. Even better if they taste like it!

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    April 12, 2012 at 7:32 am

    I prefer duck sauce spiked with ginger. An hour later you want to smell me again.

    • April 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

      Deb, you are so freaking funny! HA HA HA

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 11, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    What? Smelling like a Mr. Softee ice cream cone isn’t sexy?

    • April 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

      I guess if it’s vanilla it would be, but the twist cones are out!



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