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The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

April 11, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt says she dabs on McCormick’s Vanilla Extract to attract men. According to the actress, men sniff her and say, “You smell fantastic.”  Honestly, I think she missed the boat. If it’s men she wants, she should dab on bacon juice. Nothing entices men more than smoked pork products.


Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of (HO) and HumorOutcasts Press/Shorehouse Books. Cavanagh began HO as a way to offer writers a forum to showcase their work in a world that offered few avenues for humor. HO now features the creative talents of more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers from all over the world and includes filmmakers, screenwriters, illustrators, authors and comics. Known for its eclectic comedy and humor with posts that range from a “G” to a “just might make you blush” rating, HumorOutcasts has something for everyone. As a writer herself, Cavanagh is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience and her work landed in the pages of First Magazine, USA Today and other national media. She is a faculty member of the Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop and The Philadelphia Writer's Conference. A USA Books Contest finalist (Life On The Off Ramp), Cavanagh’s latest book, A Canine's Guide to the Good Life, was penned with her dogs, which as you might imagine was no small feat (or should we say “paws”?). She is host of BlogTalk's HumorOutcasts Radio,

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5 Responses to The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

  1. April 12, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I prefer my women to smell like chocolate. Even better if they taste like it!

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    April 12, 2012 at 7:32 am

    I prefer duck sauce spiked with ginger. An hour later you want to smell me again.

    • April 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

      Deb, you are so freaking funny! HA HA HA

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 11, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    What? Smelling like a Mr. Softee ice cream cone isn’t sexy?

    • April 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

      I guess if it’s vanilla it would be, but the twist cones are out!

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