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The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

April 11, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt says she dabs on McCormick’s Vanilla Extract to attract men. According to the actress, men sniff her and say, “You smell fantastic.”  Honestly, I think she missed the boat. If it’s men she wants, she should dab on bacon juice. Nothing entices men more than smoked pork products.


Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books ( Cavanagh launched HO as an outlet for writers to showcase their work in a world that offered few avenues for humor. HO now features the creative talents of more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors from all over the world. Known for its eclectic content, HumorOutcasts has something for everyone. As a writer herself, Cavanagh is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine, USA Today and other national media. She has taught the how-to lessons of humor, blogging and publishing at The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop. Cavanagh has penned four humor books Reality: Fantasy’s Evil Twin, Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps, A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life (which she wrote with her dogs Frankie and Lulu) and the USA Books Contest finalist Life On the Off Ramp. Cavanagh hopes her latest book How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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5 Responses to The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

  1. April 12, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I prefer my women to smell like chocolate. Even better if they taste like it!

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    April 12, 2012 at 7:32 am

    I prefer duck sauce spiked with ginger. An hour later you want to smell me again.

    • April 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

      Deb, you are so freaking funny! HA HA HA

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 11, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    What? Smelling like a Mr. Softee ice cream cone isn’t sexy?

    • April 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

      I guess if it’s vanilla it would be, but the twist cones are out!

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