For special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries and Thursdays, Jill Y prefers a present with a personal touch. The present doesn’t have to cost much, it just has to be something that a bit of time and effort was put into, which is lucky since I have as much money as I have sense and I don’t have any sense. I also don’t have any cents. On Thursdays, we gather around the piano and sing songs in praise of my brilliance. We then exchange presents in thanks of knowing me. Last night, I gave Jill Y a card and after reading it, she wept tears of spectacular joy. Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave asked if they could see the card but Jill Y refused and told them that it was just too personal. That’s just how much of a beautiful person I am:
You have outdone yourself!
Thank you soooo much. Just when I think I can’t get any lower, I only go and reach a new low!
Well, we all need to have a goal in life.
Well done, Bill!
Tank you so much, I rock!
THAT was great!
Thank you so, so much, I truly am special!