OMG, did someone say “vaginas”? Okay, you can all get that horrified look of “Oh no, she didn’t just say that word.” Actually, I’ve been saying it a lot, lately, because my alter ego has just released a humorous book of vaginal proportions. If you like to laugh, this should tickle your, um . . . fancy. And there may be some talking penises too, as we don’t want them to feel left out in the cold.
Here’s the blurb for Eloise March’s new book Close Call: A Doris & Jemma Vadgeventure.
Twenty-two year-old Jemma can’t seem to get her life in order. Her track record with men stinks, she constantly worries about getting fat and ending up a spinster at thirty. And to top it off, she has to be a bridesmaid at her most-hated cousin’s wedding. She feels like her life is over, until Doris decides to help out. Who’s Doris? Doris is Jemma’s vagina, and she thinks more of Jemma than her own brain does. Doris is on a mission to save Jemma from herself, but is the task too much for one vagina to handle?
You can buy the e-book at Amazon and Smashwords, and it will soon be available at iTunes, Kobo & B & N. The paperback should be available in a few days. So, if you need talking genitals in your life, go now and grab this novella.