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More Murphy’s Laws for Runners

October 13, 2017
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Murphy’s Law for Runners:

 

  • Prior to the start of the race, the other line for the Porta Potty always moves faster than the line you are in.

  • It will start to rain 5 minutes into your run and stop raining 5 minutes before you finish.

  • Your shoelaces never come undone during training, only halfway through your race on race day.

  • On a tough run day, the only time you slow down to walk is the time you are seen by someone you know.

  • When you are running an out and back race the wind will invariably change direction so you face a headwind in both directions.

  • When running a narrow trail and about to pass a slower runner an unannounced biker will also try to pass you.

  • On a windy day, you’ll encounter a headwind going uphill and a tailwind going downhill.

Roger Hollis

Air Force veteran, veteran of 30+ years in the corporate world. Published in Medical Devices magazine. Illustrator for recently published “1000 Ways in 1000 Days” available on Amazon. Long time runner. Author of “Running Log” due out in November.

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One Response to More Murphy’s Laws for Runners

  1. October 18, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Sounds like my life in general.



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