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Head & Shoulders, probably the best shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toilet bowl cleaner/tooth paste/salad dressing/glue in the world.

November 23, 2011
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It’s all about convenience. We want our mobile phone to be an mp3 player to be a camera to be a portal to another dimension. Back in the day when I was littler, we sat…

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Have you guys ever heard of Nicaragua?

November 22, 2011
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I don’t know much about history, don’t know much about biology, don’t know much about a science book, don’t know much about the french I took but I do know where Nicaragua is. Maybe I’m…

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Why is there shit in my pockets?

November 21, 2011
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Why is there shit in my pockets?

Sometimes someone says something so monumentally life changing, that you just have to take a step back, stop trying to figure out how magnets work and begin to evaluate life in a totally different way.…

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The worst escalator story EVER

November 20, 2011
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The worst escalator story EVER

Jill Y and I were comparing escalator stories to see who could come up with the worst one. I was telling her about the time I saw Paris Hilton on an escalator. As soon as…

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Guns kill people

November 19, 2011
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Guns kill people

Guns kill people and guns are not cool at all but it’s important to protect yourself when a Bon Jovi fan comes at you for no reason whatsoever, other than to tell you that you…

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Jennifer Aniston’s biggest fan

November 18, 2011
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Jennifer Aniston’s biggest fan

I’m a big fan of names. When I talk to people, I tend to use them a lot. Jill Y is is a big fan of telling me how inadequate I am in every aspect…

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I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth but I was born with an ‘I hate Bon Jovi t-shirt’ on

November 17, 2011
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I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth but I was born with an ‘I hate Bon Jovi t-shirt’ on

Kids – You teach them to use their Jedi powers for good and they end up becoming Bon Jovi fans anyway. Little Dill Y is your average 6 year old budding genius. He’s a big…

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There’s the right way of doing things and Thirsty Dave’s way of doing things

November 16, 2011
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There’s the right way of doing things and Thirsty Dave’s way of doing things

I’m no great thinker like Einstein or Paris Hilton but there’s no logic out there that can explain why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. There’s so many valuable things he could have done…

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The press that contains interesting stuff

November 15, 2011
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The press that contains interesting stuff

This morning hasn’t been the most chilled out morning I’ve ever had the misfortune of growling at. I’ve been trying to get the country to recognise a new bank holiday but apparently ‘Dislike Bon Jovi…

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