Author: Eric Hetvile
Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.
Schizo Jesus
I think I may have solved the biggest mystery out there. Why does Satan seem to have powers that practically no one else does? He seems to be quite the capable mischief-maker. The evil one […]
Jesus Take The Wheel?
There’s a popular song out there called “Jesus Take the Wheel”. The protagonist is heading come to see her family, and we pick up the story here: She had a lot on her mind and […]
Two More Inches
I was watching late night TV and perked up when I heard that there was a great way to “gain two more inches”. It promised that I would receive this product in a discreet manner, […]
Twitter on the Shitter
With the help of my smart phone, I’ve been making use of time that was until recently simply (and quite literally) wasted. I never had time to search through all of the messages on Twitter […]
Sneak Peek at Facebook’s Huge Announcement
Facebook has announced that today it will inform the public of a new feature. Mark Zuckerberg says that it’s “awesome”, which is another way of saying that it steals even more information about you than […]