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Author: Eric Hetvile

Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.

Outrage Over Casey Anthony Verdict

July 5, 2011July 6, 2011 Eric Hetvile

My scientific polling of the public has given me a sense that many people are outraged over the Casey Anthony verdict. And the outrage comes almost primarily from women. I can only assume that these […]

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Summertime

June 24, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Summer’s here, and in the last few months I must say I have been dropping serious pounds. Damn gold-digging British girlfriend…

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Practice Makes Perfect?

June 23, 2011 Eric Hetvile

It’s always been understood that “practice makes perfect”. But I’ve never bought into that theory. I was a practicing Catholic for years…and I’m still REALLY BAD at it.

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Get Your Tweeter On

June 23, 2011 Eric Hetvile

On the heels of Rick Perry’s recent award for “proficient use of new media”, he encouraged followers to go out and use “Tweeter”. Pundits think that this will hurt Perry’s potential Presidential hopes by making […]

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NBC Commits the Most Egregious Sin Known to Man

June 22, 2011June 22, 2011 Eric Hetvile

This weekend, during its golf coverage, NBC committed the most heinous act ever before televised. This act caused both of the viewers to react angrily with their facebooks and their twitters. The act? Showing a […]

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Loss of Faith

June 22, 2011June 22, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Many people end up losing their faith because of all the terrible things that continue to happen despite the fact that they prayed for only good things. Me, I lost my faith because I went […]

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Meteorite

June 14, 2011June 14, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Yesterday, a heart-shaped meteorite crashed through my roof and burned my house. Heart-shaped? Sounds like proof that God loves me! Suck it, atheists!

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Sarah Palin Denies Japanese Internment

June 10, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Sarah Palin cast doubt today on the idea that the Unites States Government interred Japanese-Americans in concentration camps during World War II. She said that this is “the greatest nation in the world” and that […]

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Sarah Palin Emails Released

June 10, 2011 Eric Hetvile

The State of Alaska has finally released more than 24,000 pages of documents including e-mails from Sarah Palin’s official and private accounts. Early reports suggest that within the 24,000 pages there are 28 correctly spelled […]

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Auto-correct woes

June 8, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Many of you have experienced something on your phones called auto-correct, which works to help people who can’t spell and the owners of Apple products. Which may be redundant. Anyway, there’s a web site that […]

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