Mass Grave In Texas?
A search for a mass grave in Texas made national news after a psychic called in a tip. Authorities searched and it was reported that there was no mass grave. But further investigation revealed that […]
Author: Eric Hetvile
Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.
Women Can’t Take Compliments
People say that men are clueless. That we should pay more compliments to women. Well, I got kicked in the groin for paying a woman a compliment. We were all down at down at the […]
Cartoon Gaydar
Texas Governor Rick Perry is calling on all governors throughout the United States to come to Houston for a prayer rally. The event is sponsored by the American Family Association, which certainly sounds “American” and […]
Characteristics That Inspire
You expect people to generally value the same characteristics in a prospective candidate for office. Most people value things like leadership, determination, honesty, and the ability to take a really good picture of the bulge […]
Death Notice You Will Never Read
A boy was found dead yesterday. He was a student at Miller Elementary. Teachers really didn’t know much about him. He was not a very good student and did not talk to many people. He […]
Personhood
Some abortion foes have continued to push for the defining of “personhood” at the moment of fertilization. “When the sperm meets the egg.” If this movement is successful, a woman could be charged with murder […]
Proof of Jesus
I saw that after that tornado killed about 200 people and left thousands homeless, there was a cross left standing in the ruins of a church. So I guess that proves Jesus is real or […]
The Sins of the Girl Scouts
I recently learned about two teenage sisters who had broken away from a Satanic cult and have since been working feverishly for its overthrow. This group is called the Girl Scouts. Yes, they of the […]
Jesus Cancels Rapture At Last Minute
While everyone was spending a lot of time making fun of Harold Camping, it turns out that he was actually quite correct on the date and time of the impending rapture. Jesus had made all […]