Author: Eric Hetvile
Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.
Unrapture Me
Millions of rapture-ready Christians remain puzzled as the rapture date came and went with no sign of Jesus. Harold Camping has come out, however, and pointed out that a simple math error was to blame […]
KiddieProd: The Solution for Unruly Children
Recently, the wife and I have been at our wits end trying to get control of our kids’ poor behavior. We tried the usual tricks that most Americans employ, such as giving them more time […]
Do Diet Drinks Really Cause Heart Disease?
I was fumbling around my house last night when I heard the TV tell me that a new study has shown a strong link between drinking diet sodas and heart attacks. Apparently, people in the […]
Poll Showing Fox News Viewers Alleged Ignorance was Liberally Biased
Somewhat recently it came to my attention that there was a study conducted which showed that Fox News viewers’ answers to poll questions were somewhat less correct than answers given by viewers of the lamestream […]
King of the Squirrels
This morning on the way to work, I came upon a pair of squirrels moving slowly across the road. I don’t think they noticed me, so I slowed down to avoid making squirrel pancakes. They […]
Shocking Revelations About Politician
Shocking revelations were revealed about Melvin Dinkledorf, representative of his state’s 8th district. New reports by over 12 different sources have shown that although he has been married for 36 years, he has not ever […]
Be Vigilant Against Sleeper Cells
Just because the professed head of a diabolical group is taken down, this does not mean that the group itself dies. Unfettered, its evil mission can continue to be carried out by his agents and […]