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King of the Squirrels

May 17, 2011May 18, 2011 Eric Hetvile

This morning on the way to work, I came upon a pair of squirrels moving slowly across the road. I don’t think they noticed me, so I slowed down to avoid making squirrel pancakes. They […]

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