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Author: Eric Hetvile

Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.

Evolution, Schmevolution

May 12, 2011May 12, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Evolution should be banned. It can’t possible be true. It doesn’t feel right in my gut. I know that God created millions of species perfectly the way they are, many were killed off exactly according […]

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6 CommentsFiction, Lifestylecreationism, evolution, humor, maggots

More Context

May 9, 2011May 9, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I hear the word “miracle” quite a lot. I don’t think the word is ever used correctly. Here’s what the dictionary says that “miracle” means: “A surprising and welcome event that is not explicable by […]

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Context

May 6, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Sometimes I don’t understand what a word or a prefix means. Many times context can help. Each time I read or hear such a thing, I make an educated guess about what the word or […]

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3 CommentsPolitics

What Did They Match Osama’s DNA With To Identify Him?

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 Eric Hetvile

A question that many have asked is, “How did they identify Osama bin Laden via DNA? Wouldn’t they have had to have a sample of his DNA from earlier?” The answer is: Fine quality wool […]

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6 CommentsPoliticsBin Laden, DNA, humor, Osama, politics

Scheduling Conflicts

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 Eric Hetvile

President Barack Obama has invited both President George W. Bush and President Bill Clinton to an observance at Ground Zero. Neither are able to attend, citing scheduling conflicts. President Clinton will be speaking at a […]

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4 CommentsFiction, PoliticsBush, Clinton, humor, Obama, politics

A Tale of Two Muslims

May 4, 2011May 4, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Not every religious follower strictly adheres to what most perceive to be the published tenets of a faith. For example, there are many Christians who work on Sundays, engage in adultery, and even some who […]

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2 CommentsFictionfasting, humor, politics, religion, tax brackets

Ode to the Texas Sonogram Law

May 4, 2011May 4, 2011 Eric Hetvile

“Get off my back”, the founders meant, Dispose of unfair government! You dare and ask me for ID, My skin is white, oh can’t you see? And though my judgment proves erratic, Don’t try to […]

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3 CommentsPoliticseducation, evolution, guns, humor, privacy, Texas, viagra

The Source of Good

April 30, 2011January 20, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Have you ever heard something like this? “How do we define ‘good’ if we don’t believe in God? God in his word, the Bible, tells us what’s good and bad and right and wrong. If […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifebible, cavemen, chimpanzees, humor. good

Purpose of Church

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

What is the purpose of Church anyway? Does going to church create any positive impact upon the world? To show God that you have at least one set of nice clothes? Couldn’t God just take […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifecharity, church, community, funny, humor, sacrifice, services, Sunday

Scene of the Crime

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I went to Catholic Mass recently for the first time in forever for the sake of family harmony (or was it to get new material?) I have to admit that after having some distance from […]

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1 CommentFictioncatholics, christianity, church, humor, religion

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