President Barack Obama has invited both President George W. Bush and President Bill Clinton to an observance at Ground Zero.
Neither are able to attend, citing scheduling conflicts.
President Clinton will be speaking at a Rwandan Peace Convention, and President Bush will be watching “My Pet Goat: The Movie” on pay-per-view.
“My pet goat” was on? Damn it! I missed it!
So Karl Rove’s cinema investment is beginning to pay off, eh?
But don’t interrupt him. He hates that.
Will someone be sitting with President Bush to explain the plot of the movie to him? I think that is a must.