In 2027 Trump identifies as a pig, changes his name to Piggy Trump, runs in 2028 and becomes the first pig President…

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My Bossa Nova Years

It is no coincidence that the bossa nova craze coincided with the years in which I achieved my greatest romantic success–first through sixth grades. No music is better suited to inspire thoughts of love than […]

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“My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!” – Spike Milligan…

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Thanks Don Don’s. She doesn’t like Bon Jovi either. No talk about marriage but not bad for a first date…

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