What’s that Lassie? Timmy’s fallen down the well?
I’m not shy about telling you how clever my imaginary son is. Today I thought I would show you the other side of the little brat at his worse. He’s only gone and got himself […]
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Would you just look at that? There’s no offers you can refuse.
Lately I’ve come to realize that my fear of nuns goes a long way to explaining why I consider March of the Penguins, the greatest horror movie ever made. Speaking of movies, we put on The Godfather the […]
Pie = 3.14 and vice-versa
I think it was Sugartastic Daddy John who said “It’s so hard to shop for women these days. The price has gone through the roof and there’s just not the same selection as there used […]
The fence – the best form of attack.
When I’m asked for my opinion on something, I give it. Sometimes when I’m not asked for my opinion, I give it. One time, I thought someone thought about asking for my opinion and I […]
The Teachings of Bill Y and Jill Y.
Sometimes Jill Y and I have massively different ideas on how to teach our imaginary son about stuff. We decided to teach him how to play tennis. He likes looking at pictures so I thought […]
Thirsty Dave and the black magic curse or something.
Nobody knows exactly how he does it but Thirsty Dave exudes an alcoholic glow that women find irresistible rather than irritable. It seems to matter not that he speaks in tongues, unknown to the sober. […]
Massively Confusing Error Messages
Yesterday, I didn’t tell you about the very unusual, specific Windows error messages I’ve been getting. The messages are personal and seem to be picking on me. Without going into a long story, I obtained […]
A Little Sense Goes A Long Way
If you surround yourself with positive people, positivity will rub off you. If you surround yourself with negative people, negativity will run through you faster than the Millennium Falcon being chased by The Enterprise across […]
Tips to avoid alligator attacks
We’re not big fans of the Irish playwright, essayist, and pamphleteer, George Bernard Shaw, preferring the more lucid writings of the Irish novelist, dramatist and screenwriter, Roddy Doyle. If for some reason, you are not […]