This one is for all the grown-ups in the house.

Friends are great but parents are better. Parents always look out for their kids, even when their kids aren’t kids anymore. You can turn to your parents for help with anything and they’ll always be […]

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Monachousaphobia – Fear of Penguins (maybe)

Wikipedia explains what a nun is: A nun is a woman who has taken vows committing her to a spiritual life. She may be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live […]

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When I was in school, I used to write a few big words instead of lots of small words like this.

If there’s an easy route to be taken, you’ll find me at the top of the queue. Bill Y isn’t exactly about over exertion, raising your voice or walking anywhere. Don’t for one moment think […]

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Compliments to the lady

Despite what you might not think, I sometimes think I don’t think things through. Jill Y and I were having one of our hourly disagreements and when I say disagreements, I mean break ups and […]

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The effects of alcohol on the creative process

Talk about not being in the wrong place and the wrong time. Scurvy Jane’s sister “Ring Worm” Rhonda is doing a study on the effects of alcohol and creativity. It just so happens that Thirsty […]

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Thirsty Dave and The Crest of a Wave

When Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane ended their relationship, it was not the happiest of times. Winter appeared in place of Summer, Autumn and that other season and a cold chill ached at the bones […]

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The similarity between Bill Y and Will Y

Sometimes you just can’t help yourself. You know its wrong and you tell yourself its wrong but you don’t listen to yourself and then you wonder why you’re talking to yourself in the first place. […]

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A Toy Story – Natural-Born Leader

Our imaginary son is a good kid. Well, most of the time he is. He’s one of those natural-born leaders. Allow me to mention words which will hopefully explain my stance on this very matter: […]

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Where would we be without questions?

Everywhere I go, people ask me questions. Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? What do sheep count when they can’t sleep? If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, […]

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Barneygate – The truth is revealed

Sometimes you find out something that tears at the very fabric of society. Something that has evilly become ingrained into everyday life and you just want to shout “Told you so”. You knew it all […]

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