I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
In the beginning, there was no U2 and on the first day, God said “Let there be Bono” and there was U2. And God looked upon U2 and saw that it was good. And God […]
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If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the doghouse for the next few years.
Working on my bad points doesn’t take too long but that’s only because I only have the one bad point and that’s my love of playing April Fools’ Day jokes. If you’re thinking of playing […]
My name is Abesaloma Kapule and I am a 26-year-old shoelace from the Polynesian Island of Puka-Puka.
My name is Abesaloma Kapule and I am a 26-year-old shoelace from the Polynesian Island of Puka-Puka. My father is a Blue Tribal Turtle Flip Flop from Bora Bora and my mother is a Tahitian […]
The elephant has the biggest brain of all terrestrial animals but our imaginary son is even better than the elephant.
Our imaginary son is now six. Well, he’s not real but if he was and was born six years ago, he would now be six and if there’s one thing he’s good at, it’s everything. […]
I’ll drink to that.
Some say that this day was always going to happen. Like something that’s inevitable, they said that this was inevitable. On reflection, it’s hard to disagree with them but hindsight is not afforded to all. […]
A Nun, a kitten and a penguin are out to get me.
So this is not going to be easy to explain but I’ll give it a shot. The day started like any other day. We came home and found Puddles in the rocking chair, knitting a […]
Let’s all look at this
This might be hard to understand but not all kids are imaginary. Some kids are real and some parents sometimes wish they weren’t. For the sake of anonymity, we’re going to call this little guy […]
Thirsty Dave and the tale of a man who was lost before he was found aka Thirsty Dave and the tale of a man who was found after he was lost.
Today’s story is a story of a man who against the odds, conquered adversity and ended up getting his wish. We decided it was time for the entire collective to go on holiday. We had […]