You should see life as a drowning gift

Amongst the many fine jackets on the market, none stoke the flames and provoke the same emotional emotion as the life jacket.

“Oh life jacket, you are red in color and float in water in precisely the way that a red flotation device should and for that we are in awe, well some of us are” Bill Y

Some, left to their own device, want to see the back of these items that are designed to keep a person’s airway clear of water.  Do some reading, look at the picture and form a very own opinion of your own:

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8 thoughts on “You should see life as a drowning gift”

  1. I kind of like the idea of going into the water or into a boat without one of those pesky lifejackets, but I’m weird. Don’t listen to me. Some psychic is sure to tell me that I am fated to die by drowning, if something else doesn’t get me first.

      1. I am also a firm believer in riding a bicycle without a helmet. We never wore bike helmets when we were kids, and look how I turned out — brain damage is very minimal.

        BTW, I do get the parody above!

        1. For years now, I’ve asked my folks if I fell on my head as a baby and they’ve always said no but if they told me I did, it would make a lot of sense and explain so much!

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