To the best of my limited knowledge, I’m the only one who writes about Scurvy Jane and that’s nothing but a shame. Born to parents, little Scurvy J stood out from the rest of the vitamin deficient kids in both attitude and style. One day her scurvy dad put a yellow ribbon thing on her head and this did not go down well at all, at all. When you have a limited vocabulary, you’re forced to communicate in creative ways and little J was definitely one with creativity. She decided to tell her dad that she wasn’t impressed with the yellow ribbon thing and she got her point across extremely well:
She should have her own action movie franchise.
Is there any chance of that happening today?
She’s definitely out for retribution! It might be that she prefers pink dresses!
Ever since she shaved her beard off, she’s been nothing short of vindictive!
I don’t think she needed the gun with a face like that! So funny!
If looks could kill, she wouldn’t need the gun!