Dying to Watch TV

A woman in Croatia was found dead in front of her TV, 42 years after her neighbors reported her missing. Yep, the police walked in and found her remains sitting in a recliner that was in front of her TV. There was even a teacup next to her chair.  According to the police, the only thing that seemed amiss–besides the decayed human remains of course, were the strings of cobwebs that stretched across the living room.  Asked about the bizarre circumstances one officer said, “This is what happens when you have to stay home and wait for the cable guy to show up.”