We’ve all been there. You wake up on Christmas morning and open your presents, only to realize that there are no batteries included or the McDonald’s voucher has already expired. I probably won’t have kids myself but that’s only because giving birth isn’t exactly easy for guys. If I do wake up one day and have a kid, I’ll make sure I get a spare reborn eyeball repositioning tool and stylus, just to be on the safe side. No child of mine is going to be disappointed at Christmas:
That doll looks so real, it’s spooky!
It is real. It’s a real doll! Ha ha ha ha ha Bill Y tried to be funny
and it soooooooo didn’t work!
This is for people that say they “will keep an eye out for you”!
… or “I only have eyes for you.”
And that’s where the repositioning tool comes right in!