Sometimes words are not enough. To explain the enormity of the rebellious streak that runs through Scurvy Jane, is not an easy task. When she was 15 of your earth years, I dared her to put salt in her coffee, rather than sugar and she only went and done it without getting sick, even once. I know, that girl has balls. When she celebrated her 23rd birthday, she was 23 and she went on holiday with a travel agent who specialized in trips for 18 – 22 year olds. I know, she’s hardcore. As crazy and off the wall as this outrageous behavior is, it sleeps into insignificance when compared to yesterdays audacity. I don’t know what temerity means so I won’t use the word but this is just wrong on any level. Apologies if there are kids watching:
Forget Hilary. Scurvy in 2016!
I think it’s best if we don’t put ideas in her easily led, head!
Rebel.
Totally.
When I grow up I want to be just like Scurvy Jane!
We all do, we all do!
She’s obviously used to the paper towel dispensers designed for one hand!
I would’t even try to understand her Mike, it’s a lost cause!
Scurvy Jane is a true pioneer.
In years to come, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s mummified!
She is a visionary. A woman of all woman – a pioneer!
I think she is so far ahead of us that we can’t even see her. Also, binoculars might just be invaluable in this instance!