Nobody understands Thirsty Dave. Sure, people pretend to understand him and some even convince themselves that they understand him. We call these people “Healthcare Professionals”. Nobody understands art. Sure, people pretend to understand it and some even convince themselves that they understand it. We call these people “Artists”. With this in mind, it seemed like a natural progression for Thirsty Dave to become a Healthcare Professional but instead, he became an Artist. The man is either as honest as Pinocchio or a total genius but either way, he’s not getting 50 bucks from me for this, even if it does include the elbow:
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I agree with The Donna. This is an indication of an unusual genius for entrepreneurship.
Can Thirsty Dave spell “entrepreneurship?”
I seriously doubt it but he does know the history of every beer that has been brewed since the beginning of beer brewing time!
I think Thirsty Dave is a genius. See, under all that alcohol and dim- wittedness lurked a genius. Oh, how I misjudged!
I wouldn’t call him a genius Don Don’s. He once tried to sell me a Coca-Cola bottle with my name on it. He scribbled out the name “Jessica” and wrote my name on the bottle with a marker. Now, I’m not going to say that I didn’t buy it because it was pretty cool!