Unfunny Fred with the midas touch is the type of guy who gets under your skin and irritates like a skin disease. Unfunny Fred makes his living as a Comedian. I say Comedian, I mean he stands on stage, dressed as Groucho Marx and tells stories about my pitiful existence of a life. The very sound of his voice goes right through me like some extra strong laxative that hasn’t yet been tested on human animals. What gives him the right to stand on stage and work the audience into a comical frenzy by referencing every last detail of my world? if anyone is to make money on my sorry excuse of a life, surely it should be me? The man is such an expert at adding insult to insult. He’s only gone and got himself a cat that dresses like Groucho Marx and now the cat has started to do stand up and his routine is based entirely on my cat’s life:
Love it.
Thank you sir!
My pet theory is that he can get Groucho glasses at a discount!
Pet theories grow into large undomesticated animals!
Bill, you are too much! I’m still laughing.
Sweet, job done then!
Is there no level to which Unfunny Fred will sink? Can you sue? 🙂
We’ve been down that road a few times Don Don’s. He’s a clever bastard who talks about some dude called Bill X!