The legal drinking age should be however old you are when you realize life sucks. That’d be 12 for me.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2013
I’m sick of people being underwhelmed by my effort or overwhelmed by my mistakes. For once, I want to cause just the right amount of whelm.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2013
Let’s tackle this as a group. You do all the work, and I’ll make disparaging remarks about you the entire time. It’s called teamwork.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2013
People who eat banana-flavored candy: What’s it like to go through life without taste buds?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2013
I don’t abuse alcohol. I guzzle it with the utmost respect. I’d never harm the one thing that makes me happy.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2013
