I am not a great believer in doing things. I am a great believer in reading about doing things and reading about reading things but actually doing stuff just wears me out with the type of boredom that only an episode of The Voice can produce. My day consists of questions:
Why do we have Bon Jovi if God exits?
What happens when you mix yellow and red?
What is it about ears that attract Mike Tyson’s teeth?
So I finally get the motivation to study how magnets work and it’s almost as if the beer knows I’m Irish:
God is testing you by creating Bon Jovi. Wrap your cranium around that, my friend.
I’m not going to get involved with any test that I can’t cheat in!
Bill, yes, it’s true that beer can speak (even beer bottles speak), but keep a lid on it!
For years I’ve been saying this but they kept telling me I was speaking in tongues or Esperanto or something. Coincidentally, I was always full of beer when this happened. It’s been so hard to keep the lid on since then!
Maybe the beer would like to join you in your study of magnets. The world needs more enlightened beer.
Beer and magnet studies definitely don’t mix Kathy. And while we on this topic, don’t ever try and lick beer off a magnet. There’s science in that!
Your (what’s the opposite of affection) for Bon Jovi always cracks me up. I loved your first sentence. The rest was good, too, but the first sentence made me laugh, so I don’t know if the rest of it was funny, because I was already laughing.
The Bon Jovi hatred is the driving force that keeps me going. I’m going to drop a bombshell about this very soon and it’s going to be BIG!
Every once in a while we get a glimpse into the mind of Bill Y Ledden, Bill Y. Still a mystery but one thing I am sure: Ireland is not offering you an ambassadorship or are they?
That’s an interesting question Don Don’s. My country is in a predicament. The powers that be, can choose to ignore me but they could also market me as some type of uber genius and get the tourism figures through the roof. Discussions are ongoing so watch this space!
“Let me know when you’re at a porn break” says the beer to the studier
I’m just happy that someone else finally agrees with me that beer can speak!