Welcome To ImageInary™

Are you looking for work? If you are, consider this fact: potential employers are now scouring your social media presence to get a sense of your personality and work ethic. According to The American Hiring Institute, in 2013 almost half of all companies reported using social media profiles to make hiring decisions. The other half reported that they’d consider doing this in the future but currently were too busy off-shoring jobs to places without electricity.

Consider this: One study estimated that British Facebook users are drunk in 76% of their photos (in the other 24% they’re perfectly sober, but the viewers think they look drunk. It might have something to do with the lack of sunshine). You really don’t want a potential employer to think you’re a drunk, unless you’re trying to get into a substance-abuse study at a research university.

If this sounds familiar, you need ImageInary™. We offer full-spectrum dynamic cross-platform image restoration and renewal management services to early-stage-career professionals. Do you have an embarrassing, drunken photo online that resulted from blowing off steam after a 70-hr hell-week at your last employer? We can help.

Sign up now for our Premium Package and we will:

Make You SHINE

We’ll find those Facebook photos where you’re totally loaded or otherwise doing something unsavory. And we’ll replace them with a balanced collection of puppy photos, motivational posters, and pictures of sober people who appear to be your friends but aren’t. Guaranteed to make you seem calm, responsible, perpetually-optimistic, and utterly boring. In an instant you’ll go from being this guy:

To being this guy:

That top guy, by the way, is Skeech, our founder and owner. And we’d never hire the other guy because our workplace is fun.

Make You Seem COMMITTED

Potential employers are looking for steadfast devotion to the job. And what you say online about work matters. So, we’ll find all of your Twitter and Facebook text-posts that even remotely reflect displeasure with anything and replace them with this:

Representatives from ImageInary™ will follow up with “likes” and comments like “That’s exactly what you did at your last company, Bob. You are such a hard worker.”

There’s a whole lot more we can do at ImageInary™ to help. Far too much to list here. With the 4^th of July and all its attendant problems quickly approaching, you need to become an ImageInary™ person. Visit our website to learn more.

You’re future depends on it ©