I’ve never been accused of being reasonable and I doubt if I ever will. If I were to list all my faults here, it would take you 26 years, 12 weeks and 11 hours to read them. Right now I am mad with madness. The expletives I want to use are vast and only for the self biting of my tongue, you would be reading less than happy words right now. I have no tolerance for those who don’t do things the way I want them to do things and I know its wrong but my way is always the right way. This is not open to question. Feast your eyes on why the world is in ruins:
Cray, cray, Crazy I tell you!
It’s not natural Deb, just like Don Trumps’ hair!
Is this like King Alfred letting the cakes burn?
It’s like something Alfred from Batman would say!
That’s insane!
Bill Y ain’t got no words to describe how crazy it is.
Wait a min… I’ve just used words!
It IS insane!