9 + 9 + 9 = 9

Problems? You think you have problems? I have a nut allergy and nowhere on this peanut wrapper does it say that it contains nuts. Maybe I should have read it before I ate the contents? Maybe I should have eaten the wrapper? Problems? You think you have problems?

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9 thoughts on “9 + 9 + 9 = 9”

  1. Actually, numerology states that 9+9+9=9 is true, because 9+9+9 = 27 and 2+7=9. So logic dictates that a pregnancy of triplets still translates to 9 months. Poor woman. Sorry about the peanut allergy, by the way. Peanut butter manufacturers really should clearly warn people about the possibility of becoming allergic to the contents of their jars. Oh, the woes of being a consumer!

    1. Those tags have told the real story behind the Bon Jovi hatred but don’t tell Don Don’s that!

  2. hystero- or hyster- from the Greek for “uterus” (where pregnancies take place).

    Clearly, this woman is suffering from math hysteria.

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