Well That Wasn’t Supposed To Happen

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The news is reporting that ISIS has seized the city of Ramadi, the capital of Anbar province in Iraq. Little verifiable information is available, given the danger the situation poses to Western journalists. However, reporters have been able to verify that ISIS fighters are staying at the Ramadi Inn because it has a sweet pool Anbar.

Western observers are deeply worried about this recent development, as Ramadi sits roughly 70 miles from the national capital of Baghdad. The fear is that Baghdad will be over-run by ISIS and the estimated $1.7 trillion the U.S. spent on the Iraq War will all be for naught.

One intrepid reporter has uncovered a bit more about ISIS’s future plans. According to a secret source, ISIS has created a banner which they plan to hang from the Iraqi parliament building in Baghdad. The reporter was able to obtain a picture of the banner and post it to his Twitter account:

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Reached for comment at his Texas ranch, former president Bush said “Leave me alone, I’m trying to paint a puppy.”

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3 thoughts on “Well That Wasn’t Supposed To Happen”

  1. Love your language playfulness. It makes terrible news a lot more bearable.

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