R: “Yo, T, are you super stoked for this Trump rally or what?”
T: “Totally, thumbs up for that, bro.”
U: “Dude, this is gonna be one of the most badass gatherings of White people EVER!! It’s gonna put Pledge Week to shame.”
P: “Hey M, what’s up? You don’t look so hot.”
M: “Aghh…I think I had too many Jello shots.”
R: “Your loss, man. We’re gonna find one of those towel-head protestors and drag them out of this rally.”
T: “Hey, speaking of that, Trump doesn’t ever seem to talk about his policy positions. Does he even have one on the Middle East?”
U: “What? Of course he does. He’s gonna invade the Middle East and crush the Arabs, unlike our current Pussy-In-Chief.”
T: “But won’t that cost a butt-load of money? How do you pay for it?
R: “Dude, get real. You just cut off money for seniors and the poor. And students. Problem solved.”
U: “Yup, word. And he’s also got that wall to keep the beaners out too, paid for by them.”
T: “But won’t they just dig a tunnel under that thing, like El Chapo did?”
U: “What is your problem, T? Don’t you want to make America great again?”
M: “Oh crap, I’m gonna hurl!”
P: “Yo, so what are we doing after the rally?
R: “It just so happens I’ve arranged a hookup to party with some hotties. They’re into letter shirts as well. I’ve got a picture on my phone. Here, check it out.”
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“Yo, T. You can go home. The 4 of us can convey the true essence of this guy.”
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
– George Carlin
This is exactly the conversation I imagine going on……….well played, Tom!