Shopping is kind of like a way of purchasing stuff. Jill Y likes shopping. Have I been known to hire multiple, independent contractors with specialist training with the sole aim of stopping her finding where I hid the credit cards? Yes, I have. Has it worked? No, it has not. Where shoes are for sale, Jill Y can be found and that’s just the way it is, so get over it already. I decided to look into this shopping thing for myself and guess what? They have all sorts of things for sale. I’ve always wanted a hoverboard and now I want one, no more.