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It might be downhill for me from now on but what’s good for the Jill Y is good for the Bill Y.

Shopping is kind of like a way of purchasing stuff. Jill Y likes shopping. Have I been known to hire multiple, independent contractors with specialist training with the sole aim of stopping her finding where I hid the credit cards? Yes, I have. Has it worked? No, it has not. Where shoes are for sale, Jill Y can be found and that’s just the way it is, so get over it already. I decided to look into this shopping thing for myself and guess what? They have all sorts of things for sale. I’ve always wanted a hoverboard and now I want one, no more.

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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10 Responses to It might be downhill for me from now on but what’s good for the Jill Y is good for the Bill Y.

  1. February 9, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    I think that’s the thing that broke off my 1952 reel lawnmower.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:32 pm

      And Bill Y once more, inadvertently opens up more wounds!

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 8, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    That looks like my old bicycle.

    My parents must have lied to me! 😉

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:27 pm

      And Bill Y once more, inadvertently opens up more wounds!

  3. Bill Spencer
    February 8, 2016 at 6:08 am

    This reminds me: I have a retro motorless motorcycle that I’d like to peddle for $5000.

    (How’d you like that segue?)

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:30 pm

      We buy and sell and buy and sell. It’s a vicious cycle.

  4. Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    February 8, 2016 at 3:30 am

    That looks like an old yard weedwacker. At least you can get the grass done and read the paper hands free. That is, until a rock gets ya.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:31 pm

      Only on HO can you meet such positive people.

  5. February 8, 2016 at 2:20 am

    I’m feeling oddly nostalgic.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:28 pm

      Back to The Future has that effect on me.



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