It puts the Cheetos in the machine.

Just because I do something, doesn’t mean you should do it too. Being an enigma carries a level of responsibility that I choose to ignore and I’m wrong to ignore it. My history with Cheetos is both long and arduous, suffice to say, you should not deprive me of them, ever. Are my actions both inexcusable and unforgivable? Yes they are but just put the Cheetos back in the machine, already.

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6 thoughts on “It puts the Cheetos in the machine.”

  1. The horror, the horror . . . the threat of one week has me shaking my Kit Kat’s off!

    1. Yeah, I was going to try and pretend that it’s some weird Irish way of spelling it but who am I’m kidding?

  2. First they took away the Doritos, and I did nothing. Then they took away the Paydays, and still I did nothing.

    Let us emulate the sneak snack attack tactics of this cheesy freedom fighter, or soon they will take away all the Snickers—and then where will we be?

    1. It’s good to see you seeing the gravity of the situation.I don’t like using threats but you clearly understand what’s at stake here.

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