I would like to thank Deb Martin-Webster for providing me with the inspiration for this post with her latest Friday Humor Devotional..
Yes, I know. It isn’t time for Christmas-related stuff yet. We haven’t even had a chance to survive Thanksgiving Day. There is one aspect of the Christmas season, though, that we should address before it has a chance to overcome us:
I would like to conduct a little poll to see what my readers have planned for Black Friday. Please choose one of the following:
I plan to:
A. Hide at home, with all doors and windows locked, binge-watch episodes of “Law and Order” on TV and eat Frosted Flakes directly out of the box.
B. Do all my Christmas shopping in one day – online – sitting in front of my computer wearing PJs.
C. Get to Target, Kmart or Walmart before anyone else, defend my place in line with a baseball bat and a shotgun and bring someone with me who has sharp elbows and good shoving skills.
D. Refuse to think about Christmas shopping until Christmas Eve, then run around like a junkie on Speed trying to buy everything at once.
E. Refuse to think about Christmas shopping until Christmas Eve, then go online and send everyone gift cards.
F. Other (you don’t have to elaborate, unless you really want to).
You may post your choice in the Comments section below.