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Eggs in Bars

February 23, 2019

Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry.  Idea/text by Bill Spencer.

Lauren Faulkenberry is a novelist and illustrator living in western North Carolina. Originally from South Carolina, she has worked as an archaeologist, an editor, and a ranger for the National Park Service. She is author of the Bayou Sabine series and creates artists’ books under the name Firebrand Press. You can learn more about Lauren’s work at

Lauren Faulkenberry

Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer's humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

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6 Responses to Eggs in Bars

  1. February 25, 2019 at 7:49 am

    In the words of Batman’s arch Villain Egghead –Eggcellent!

    • Bill Spencer
      February 25, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      Thank you, Donna, for your eggsemplary comment.

  2. February 25, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Which came first?

    • Bill Spencer
      February 25, 2019 at 7:20 am

      Wow! Mark. This is the perfect bawdy, naughty comment. Very impressive, sir.

  3. Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
    February 24, 2019 at 11:07 am

    This cracked me up.

    • Bill Spencer
      February 24, 2019 at 12:16 pm

      Bill Y, you’re a good egg.

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