As Paul Lander pointed out right here on these pages of Humoroutcasts, a whole lot of old men have taken to Twitter, including one of our favorites O.J.. And, O.J has taken to Twitter to set the record straight. As he says in his initial tweet, if you don’t hear it from him on his Twitter page TheRealOJ32, then it didn’t happen. Will he ever tell what happened that night on Bundy Drive, that night of June 12, 1994? Will you have to follow all his inane tweets to find out? Like the tweet where he recalls how he scored the winning touchdown in the Rose Bowl back in 1969. This was before most of the people alive on the planet earth today, were even born? Or how he used to stab his orange juice container to shreds, with his pocket knife when he was a kid because he couldn’t get the straw into the little hole? Not that he did the same thing to his estranged wife forty years later. But will you have to wade through all of that, bleep, to finally find out? No, because we’ll do that for you. We will follow O.J. Why? Well for one reason, we care. We care about you, our readers. And, we care about the truth. And, we go where the rest of the media fears to tread. So when we know, you’ll know.
Of course most people think O.J. did it but that concept was brought to us by the mainstream media who we like to refer to as the Mass Hysteria. And don’t forget this was way back in the previous century, way before most people realized the Mass Hysteria, aka the mainstream media, was Fake News. So who, other than O.J., really knows? Stay tuned right here and maybe you will too.
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