President Joe Biden announced yesterday that the U. S. military will airlift every Afghan female out of the country by October 1st. As the President noted, “for decades, the Taliban’s treatment of women and girls has been even more offensive than Andrew Cuomo’s. We felt that we had to do something.”
In response, Taliban leader Mawlawi Hibatullah Akhundzada was defiant: “The Taliban welcomes the challenge of reproducing asexually in the manner of our favorite fungi. And we no longer need women to cook our meals, now that a Chick-fil-A has opened in downtown Kabul. Bring on the nuggets!
“We spit on you, Joseph Biden!”
Not really a bad idea. But once they get over here, keep their hair away from Biden.