Tate Reeves, Governor of Mississippi, does not want the overturning of Roe vs. Wade to have a disproportionate impact on low-income females in his state. Prompted by this concern, he took to the airwaves on Sunday night. In a televised address, he implored poor women to stop having sex:
“I know that most of you do not have the means to travel out of state for an abortion if you become pregnant. I feel your anguish. But I guarantee you, if you don’t let a man’s seed get near your lady parts, you will NOT get pregnant!
“Trust me, sex is WAY overrated. Just ask my wife Elee. Heck, the last time I snuggled up to her and requested some conjugals, she just stared at me and suggested that we go to Chick-fil-A instead. She said she was ‘in the mood’ for one of their Spicy Deluxe sandwiches. So that’s what we did, and it was great!
“Y’all take care now!”