Who likes to stay fit? We all do!

Who loves a doughnut? We all do! They’re yummy.

Who wants to stay fit and eat doughnuts? Me! Me! Me! Me!

Is that possible? Yes it is at Dave’s Discipline and Doughnuts.

Our culinary physical fitness trainers will craft you a regimen that will burn off exactly the number of calories you’d gain by eating your favorite doughnut.

And we give you the doughnut.

So come now to Dave’s Discipline and Doughnuts. Your buff, doughnut-filled body awaits.

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.