“I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. Is Fox News run by a fox? I’m a king not a Diet-Coke. Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it gets worser. A lot of people ask me, they say, sir, is it true you can’t turn left because you’re always right? Has anyone seen the film they made about me? Those illegal alians who were eating the cats and dogs in Springfield have now turned into cats and dogs in Springfield. Elekshun Infeterence. When you lie as much as I do, the lines become blurred and you need glasses. I saw someone pretending to be me. Does anyone know where the TV audience were hiding during my debate with Kamala Michael Tito Marlon Jermaine Jackie Biden Harris? Coast to coast, L.A to Chicago, western male, across the north and south to Key Largo, love for sale. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. The problem we now have is trying to identify the real cats and dogs from the illegal alians that have turned into cats and dogs. A lot of people ask me, they say, sir, why do you hate human rights so much? I have the greatest rallies. Captain America didn’t wear glasses so Emperor Trump can do without them. Is Taylor Swift human? Someone needs to move Georgia form Europe to America. Every time someone thinks about dividing 9 by 7, a car explodes. I have all the smarties and I’m not sharing. Look ma, top of the world. Leon Musk is selling cars for money. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. Putin is my homey. Stop wasting my time, you know what I want, you know what I need or maybe you don’t. I don’t even know who Mark Robinson is. John Wick. The real cats and dogs are Trump supporters and the alian cats and dogs support Kamala Red Ranger Pink Ranger Blue Ranger Black Ranger Yellow Ranger Biden Harris. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. Burger certificate or it didn’t happen. Project 2025 is 4 better than Project 2021. I need to buy all of the prisons. I am a visionary. Anyone looking to buy a watch? I see dead people. IMDB. JD loves his couch. When I was king, eggs were $I a bag. Under Kamala Ray Winston Egon Peter Janine Biden Harris, eggs are $230 a barrel. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. When I am king again, I am going after Jack Smith, Google, Facebook, salmon, balloons, sneakers, televisions, telephones, teleprompters, Wandavision, snails, music, people who say Hannibal Lecter isn’t real, NAYTO, Apple, all the websites, coal, bread, silicon, numbers, radios, passwords, ladders, antlers, the alphabet, slippers, boats, capes, bells, ear muffs, hula hoops, keys and Kamala Slimer Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Zuul Gozer Vinz Biden Harris. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. Climate change and Jimmy Kimmel are hoaxes. Roe, roe, roe your boat, gently down the stream. Next to me, Laura Loomer is my favorite racist and bigot. My empty rallies are the greatest and most packed empty rallies ever. Elekshun Infeterence. I’m a smooth operator. My favorite martian show is My Favorite Alian. Let me know if anyone wants to hack my campaign so I can blame them on hacking my campaign. I told Zelenskee I have a great relationship with my homey, Putin. I fully endorse myself. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. Does anyone have any meds? Rudy Wholiani. Everyone should vote by not voting. Shutdown the government. How much does it cost to buy all the prisons? I am the greatest twice impeached, convicted felon and current president in the history of peaches. My favorite song is the one by The Presidents of the United States of America with the words “Movin’ to the country, I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches. No peaches for Kamala Scooby Doo Shaggy Rogers Fred Jones Daphne Blake Velma Dinkley Biden Harris.” I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. Elekshun Infeterence. Kari Lake is an amazing loser. W to the O to the R to the D salad. Sharks have teeth. The people who are leaving my rallies early are not leaving my rallies and are only moving to a location away from the rally. I don’t make everything about me because everything is already about me. I have the best salad. A lot of people ask me, they say, sir why are you connekting random things together and I tell them, I am not connekting random things together and it’s Connekshun Infeterence. NYC is in NSYNC. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. Kamala Justin Timberlake Chris Kirkpatrick Joey Fatone Lance Bass JC Chasez Biden Harris endorsed me so you should and everyone you know and don’t know, should endorse me too. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the American cow jumped over the moon thanks to Trump. Nobody is talking about the fly that I saw at my rally that Kamala Mr. Incredible Elastigirl Violet Dash Jack-Jack Biden Harris allowed into our country to take the black jobs. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. When I am king again, I will shut down the CBP One App which Kamala Julian, Dick, Anne, George Timmy the dog Biden Harris uses to let the illegal alians into or country and don’t let them tell you that the app came out when I was king because they will try to confuse you by telling the truth so don’t fall for it. I watched a great documentary called “The Purge” so when I am king again, I will push for the cops to have one really violent day where they can do what they want without repercushions and that will fix everything. You’re welkome. A lot of people ask me, they say, sir, do you listen to anything we say? and I tell them I can’t hear anything you say because I wear Trump Earbuds so all I can hear is my own beautiful vice. I have the best vices. I don’t like overtime so I’m going to stop now. Sweet dreams to those who fall asleep when I start talking. If you are asleep, you can’t leave my rallies early. I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost. Thank you very much. Orange is the new black”.
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Truly haunting, Bill Y. Are you a god?
It is scary, isn’t it?
I don’t think they like us using the term “god”.
For some reason, they are all good with “legend”.