Please heed my cautionary tale and pray that it never happens to you.

Please stop what you’re doing right now and listen to me as I regale you with my cautionary tale. Don’t for one moment, think that this could never happen to you because it so very […]

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All my Friends are no Longer Living

I think it is safe to assume that the good people of HumorOutcasts.com are fans of books. Books are cooler than your favourite band, your favourite poxy reality television show and your favourite social network […]

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No one wears the trousers in our relationship

Sometimes Jill Y gets real bossy and insists that I do everything she says. I don’t know who made her the boss of me? It definitely wasn’t me. It was probably my boss. The other […]

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I’d rather shower in piss than listen to Bon Jovi

I’m a big animal fan. I like bacon, bacon double cheese burgers, buffalo wings, ham, pork and so on and so forth. I could go around with a ‘Don’t become a vegetarian, you selfish son […]

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36 words

I’m a simple man who doesn’t understand how magnets work but then again, nobody understands how magnets work. Back in the day, I used to be easily led and got mixed up with the religious […]

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The Google was right, that’s exactly what I meant.

They said it couldn’t be done and they weren’t right. I’ve managed to convince the Google that Bon Jovi are a useless, talentless excuse for a group of Musicians. There I was just praising Paris […]

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The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.

I’ll be the first to admit that some of the things I tell you, might sound a bit far-fetched but that’s only because your own life is so boring and lifeless. I couldn’t believe that […]

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