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Author: Dorothy Rosby

I'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states as well as nationally in Exceptional People Magazine. I'm the author of two the humor books including "I Didn't Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch, Parenting Blunders from Cradle to Empty Nest," published by HOPress.

Wisdom for Dummies

March 15, 2021March 15, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Everybody complains about how fast time goes, but nobody ever does anything about it.

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 12, 2021March 12, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Research shows that in the week after we spring ahead, there’s an increase in cyber loafing—employees wasting time on the internet—because they’re so tired. At least that’s the excuse they give if you catch them […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 4, 2021March 4, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Interrupting someone annoys them and ruins the flow of their story. On the bright side, that gives you a chance to talk.

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Apparently you should never pull out all the file drawers in your four-drawer file cabinet at the same time.

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 24, 2021February 24, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Using my shredder is surprisingly relaxing—as long as I keep my fingers out of it.

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 17, 2021February 17, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Listen! You can learn something from almost everyone; though in some cases, it may be just that you never want to talk as much as they do.

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 15, 2021February 15, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I type. I text. I seldom write anymore. I start, grow weary, and trail off. Every word looks like I dozed off while I was writing it.

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Message me if you ever got a cash prize for doing a post-purchase survey. I want to know if those are legit. Also I want to ask you for money.

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 8, 2021February 8, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I buy one taco, and my receipt is 25-feet long because of all the surveys and coupons. I’m lying. I’d never buy just one taco.

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Frame your #NewYearsResolutions in a positive way. For example, instead of saying I will stop being such couch potato, say I will become a couch asparagus, which has fewer carbohydrates.

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