I'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states as well as nationally in Exceptional People Magazine. I'm the author of two the humor books including "I Didn't Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch, Parenting Blunders from Cradle to Empty Nest," published by HOPress.
I have a recurring nightmare. I’m faint with hunger and thirst, clutching a fistful of dollar bills and lying at the foot of a vending machine that won’t accept my money because it’s wrinkled