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Author: Dorothy Rosby

I'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states as well as nationally in Exceptional People Magazine. I'm the author of two the humor books including "I Didn't Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch, Parenting Blunders from Cradle to Empty Nest," published by HOPress.

Wisdom for Dummies

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Use small plates when you eat. This will make you feel like you’ve eaten more—especially if you take seconds.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 8, 2020October 8, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Exercise with a friend. That way, you can encourage each other when one of you isn’t up to it.  And when neither of you is, you can go out for ice cream.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 6, 2020October 6, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I’m a nice person—mostly. Ask anyone who knows me. Except my family. Don’t ask them.

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 30, 2020September 30, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Yes I drink more than three caffeinated beverages per day, but I find caffeine soothing.

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Wisdom for dummies

September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I actually find it therapeutic to give away or dispose of belongings–especially my husband’s belongings.

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Rejections are a kind of badge of honor for a writer–a badge with a big pin that stabs you right in the heart, but a badge nonetheless.

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

In 2016, McConnell says, it was appropriate to block Garland because the GOP held the Senate and a Democrat held the White House. Also the moon was full and there was a wind from the […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Time will tell if I’m able to stop using #clichés, but I’ll give it my all and at the end of the day, I’ll call it a night and hit the hay

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 2, 2020September 2, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Why does my family put empty milk jugs back in the refrigerator? Do they think there’s a cow in there?

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Not only do you spend less time shopping, cooking and washing dishes when you serve leftovers, your family spends less time eating.

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